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Ash Kassh 

An immortal being which can remove any mortal man soul with her sucking power of a thousand Dyson vacuums. Some say the only reason humankind is still alive is because of Ash Kassh and her Ultimate move. WHICH CAN BRING UPON DEATH.I Its called the SLURP SLURP SOUL SNATCHER GAWK OF GODS 9000D!!
Person A: Have you heard about Ash Kassh.

Person B: Thou shall not speak thy unless thee is prepared thou soul to be sucked.
Ash Kassh by Livesocks September 12, 2020
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Ash Kaash 

A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.

To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.

Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10

OVERALL: ∞/10

RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”

Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”

Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Ash Kaash by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020

Ash kaash comment section 

The most down tremendous, astronomical, horrendous human beings on the face of this planet, they are so bad at life, they will die for ash kaash, they will do anything just to get a glimpse of her toes, they comment absurd things
person 1: "bro have you seen Ash kaash comment section on instagram and twitter."
person 2: " yea man one person asked for her discharge, they're so down bad."

Ash Kaash 

A Goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in 0.2 seconds
Imagine if Ash Kaash gave me the glock flock 3000
Ash Kaash by MegaMatt65 August 2, 2020

The Ash Kaash

When someone gives you the best gawk hawk 3000 of your life. Your soul gets completely sucked out. Will probably only happen once in a lifetime.
"Dude I just got The Ash Kaash from Anna"
"I am completely drained"

"Damn bro u good?"
The Ash Kaash by thotbegone69 March 11, 2021

Ash Kaashh Treatment 

I really need that Ash Kaashh Treatment right now.
Ash Kaashh Treatment by liamr06 October 26, 2020

Dirty ash kaash

Man i got dirty ash kaashed last night
Dirty ash kaash by Hamood bb November 11, 2020
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