Arnavian Flu 

Arnavian Flu is a condition resulting from extreme laziness. It's sufferers sleep through tests and skip classes. It is frequently used as an excuse by students who skip class. The term is used because academic staff are unaware that it is a false disease.

Teacher: Where were you yesterday?
Student: Sorry miss, I came down with a bout of the Arnavian Flu.

Arnavian Flu by jeansstyle September 30, 2012