Aqua Dookie 

The act of squatting ceremoniously in a large body of water - preferrably near an overpopulated beach - and proceeding to drop a deuce. Or in laymans terms...take a shit.

"Did you just see my aqua dookie?? It just nailed that little kid!"

Aqua Dookie by JacqueChambe December 27, 2007

Aqua dookie 

When you have to poop and your on a boat so you go in the water to drop the kids off in the pool.

Marcus couldn’t hold it anymore and jumped off the boat to Aqua dookie

Aqua dookie by Wesmar420 January 16, 2021

aqua-dooker 

A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.

I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.

aqua-dooker by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Aquadooker 

A person who defecates in any body of water, whether for their own enjoyment or out of necessity.

We thought Phil was an aquadooker for a second, but it turned out that he just dropped his Snickers bar in the pool.

Don't go swimming at Alicia's lake house...the next door neighbor is an aquadooker, so there is always a possibility that you'll swim into a submerged poo.

There isn't a port-a-potty within 2 miles of this lake! It looks like I'm going to have to be an aquadooker.

Aquadooker by zeeduke February 25, 2010