One who performs surgery on apples.
Stacy: Oh no! My apple has suffered from a terrible accident.
Mathew: Oh, well you should take him to your local applurgeon.
Stacy: Um what?
Mathew: You know, the surgeon who specializes in, “apple related accidents”. A trained professional actually.
Stacy: Ah. That's right! I'll give him a call.
by _flavored_tidepods_ July 7, 2021
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