Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017

apple boobs

something that people say to break silence, usually said due to habits

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new movie?
Person 2: Yeah, pretty cool.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: apple boobs

by anglocorns January 18, 2015