Apostafarian

The religion of Apostates who are proud (or at least unashamed) of their Apostasy, and are similarly fond of Pastafarianism. Apostafarians are hybrids of the temptations of two equally tantalizing options: the renunciation of one's religion, and the doctrine of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

"He used to be a practicing Muslim but now his Facebook Religious Views say 'Apostafarian'."

by dreemcy January 12, 2009

asstafarian

When someone's butt hair is so long and can be made into dreds, dey have then become an asstafarian.

"Holy sheet, did you see his butt dreds hanging out of that thong, that's one asstafarian!"

by Benderzzow October 30, 2008