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Usually a pedophillic old man with no life

who likes to sit at home playing computer games all the time and hitting on girls younger than him, preferably round the 15 year old age
roughly in the late 30s age group
very pessimistic and enjoys insulting everybody
Thats disgusting, why are you hitting on young year old girls, you Aplcr
Aplcr by magic6667 November 1, 2010

Apocryphal

of doubtful authenticity or spurious. Something which is talked about but does not materialise, or it does not exsist
a good second hand down hill mountian bike is apocryphal
Apocryphal by mountianbikeman March 21, 2008
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All Pussy Likes Coldstone: The postulate that taking someone on a date to Coldstone will get you laid.
"I heard that Wesley got laid last night."
"Yeah, he bought his date ice cream - you know what they say; APLC."
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Bob: Lets get our boss drunk and take him to a gay bar!
Sam: What the fuck, Bob!? That's apecraft!

Kindergarten teacher: Now class, we're going to learn shapes today! Can you tell me what this one is?
Student: What the fuck Miss Thompson this is fucking apecraft
Teacher: Get the fuck out of my class, Jill
apecraft by faggotron6969 February 9, 2015

apocraphyl

Did you see Rex Grossman's terrible performance in the Super Bowl? He was downright apocraphyl.
apocraphyl by CanesAreAble December 14, 2008

alcremie 

A large cake that will slay all of your fucking dragons because why the fuck not
bob: alright, you'll never beat my ultra-necrozma!
John: sends out alcremie
bob: instantly explodes as his entire team dissolves before the might of of a pile of fucking cake
alcremie by spidermadeofsnakes November 25, 2019
pedophile, old, perverted, and is Korean in his 30s
and his real name would be john lee
Usually grumpy because of his erectile disfuntion.
and most likely looks like bobby lee
Go find a job and stop being an apclr!
OMG that man tried to go APCLR on me!
omg that man tried to APCLR me but his penor be so limp.
apclr by nameisbobbylee November 4, 2009
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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