Apisake is an incredibly nice girl who gives you lunch money, supports you, defends you, would lie for you AND, will never ever EVER ditch you for other people. And if you bully her or ghost her, your an idiot. You know SHES THAT BITCH THAT WILL HIDE A BODY FOR YOU. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
Girl: I wish I had a friend that actually accepts me for who I am.
Aisake is a fucking legend that chugs three kilograms worth of beer each day, he is not addicted, his bloody type is just straight fuckin UNIT. Whoever bears this name is a fuckin weapon and a half and this absolute specimen gets all the ladies with his sick moves.
Hey you know "Aisake" right?, "yeah??", well he got caught rooting some ganger three times in the same RE class.