A god, a King, and a scholar all
rolled into one sweet
ass package.
Anuvret has the sexual prowess of a sexual predator but the manners and kind heartedness of Mahatma Gandhi.
His sacred person was crafted by the gods themselves aboard their sacred abode in the mountains.
He is the living reincarnation of Mark Antony, Ragnar Lothbrok, and
non-incestous Jaime Lannister all into one.
He is known to speak
seven languages and has allegedly made women moan in pleasure in
14 languages.
All who think they are better than Anuvret shall perish into nothingness.
Also, Habs Rulez and Toronto Maple Leafs SUCK big time.
"Wow your wedding dress is so
perfect, almost Anuvret level stuff. "
"That tower they built in Dubai, Burj khalifa or something, it is
perfect, almost a post modern representation of Anuvret himself. "
"Man, they should rename the CN tower to Anuvret because the CN tower is almost as
perfect as Anuvret"