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Fat man, with a fetish for cake and other fat objects such as cookies, choclate and little cookie muffins. Also he loves his marshmellows, and his mum says "omg, u love ur marshmellows!"
he is usually jewish, with a slight tinge of homosexuality, and also a slight tinge of hotness. He has a medium seized penis, with and incredible large knob. his balls are small in compairson to his dick so he looks like a fucking retard
Oh you just chucked an Anjewb when you ate all my food i have forever
Oh look at that abnormally large knob, u remind me of Anjewb
Oh look at the size of your balls compared to the rest of your dick, you are such an Anjewb omg
Oh you look so Anjewb today with that big jewish loook and a large knob
Anjewb by GhostManHunter69 July 17, 2009
Someone named andrew who happens to be jewish. You combine the two terms and they fit together quite nicely.
1. YO ANJEW DID YOU GO TO TEMPLE TODAY?
2. Wheres andrew? well anJEW is picking up a new menorah
Anjew by Samsamsam934 October 14, 2008
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An Anjewel is someone that is extremely successful and can do some unbelievable things. They learn extremely fast and holds universal knowledge. They are also very handsome and nice people but loves money and power. Also very sexual when wanting to be.
Girl, I want me an Anjewel one day
A portly frizzy-haired jew with an aptitude for the irregular, scotch, and fading the public
That anjew puts all of his empty scotch bottles on the ledge in the kitchen.
Anjew by Publish Me January 19, 2011
traced to the egyptian god called anubis , this words resembles an insult used by egyptians more than 2000 years ago. this word today pertains to newb, and is used short for a newbis.
omfg how do u shoot
what anewbis
anewbis by joea$h May 13, 2005
traced to the egyptian god called anubis , this words resembles an insult used by egyptians more than 2000 years ago. this word today pertains to newb, and is used short for spelling out "a (space) newbis"
omfg how do u shoot??
what anewbis
anewbis by joea$h May 13, 2005
- To be ripped off by a man named Andrew. See Jewed

Anjew is a professional at low balling.

Usually trying to get the best bang for his buck, "Andrew" constantly manipulates people into thinking their items are worth less than they think.. for him to buy them and usually resell them for a profit.
"Wow, sounds like you got Anjewed"

"Watch out, that's Anjew.. he'll try and rip you off."

"Kyle got Anjewed on his laptop. It was worth $800 but Andrew bought it for $350, only to clean it up and resell it the next day for double"

"Hey Kyle, did you see your tv up on the buy and sell? Looks like you got Anjewed"
Anjew by AndyTrew October 6, 2019
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