Animal Crack 

Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".

Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...

Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.

Robb: Or, you could go to work.

Animal Crack by mgdu February 22, 2008

Crack Animal 

An animalistic disgusting crack head / drug addict dirt bag who would do anything for a twist of crack.

That guy is a real crack animal. He’d sell out his own mother for a twist of crack.

Crack Animal by Bootsdad November 6, 2017

posing for animal crackers 

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

posing for animal crackers by Lady NY February 4, 2017

animal crackers 

A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.

Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.

A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?

B: Animal crackers.

animal crackers by Storb June 14, 2010

Animal Cracker 

When a white person (Cracker) goes beast mode.

Damn, Debbie scored 28 points in the last game, shes going beast mode.
Nah dude shes white, she's and Animal Cracker

Animal Cracker by Br02d2 May 6, 2018

animal cracker 

1. a male or female white (caucasion) person that distinctlly resembles an animal

2. a male or female white (caucasion) person that
is overly into animals or has sexual conduct with animals

boy 1- "yo, stefan, you know that stanky bitch britney down the way? she is such an animal cracker, man! i can't believe that animal cracker got you to fuck her!"

boy 2- "man shut up! you fingered that bitch ass animal cracker, too!"

boy 1- "but my dick didn't touch the insides of her animal cracker pussy"

boy 2- "you fucking shut up! you ate her out!"

(just an everday conversation with my friends)

animal cracker by nic NAkk June 11, 2006

Animal cracker 

An ugly bitch.

He cheated on that pretty girl with an animal cracker ass bitch.

Shame.

Animal cracker by asdfghkg. ayy lmao. July 13, 2014