Angry Little Man Syndrome 

An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.

Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.

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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.

Angry Little Man Syndrome by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Angry little man syndrome 

A short male who is always annoyed at everything. Which comes from growing up under the average height. Permanent defensive.

he is such a prick!
well he's got the angry little man syndrome

Angry little man syndrome by ballsto February 1, 2004

Angry little man syndrome 

When a nigglet gets mad over anything and cries whenever someone beats him in argument

Ameer has angry little man syndrome always getting mad at dumb shit

Angry little man syndrome by Bigcockasus October 9, 2020