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Anusglander 

One who glands the anus
Aaaaaaaaaaaaanusglander.
or
Anusglander!
Anusglander by Dracon421 December 15, 2018

analglaucoma 

a false forseen condition typically used as an excuse for a sick day
Tom: hey boss Ive got analglaucoma
boss: what is that? are you ok?
Tom : I am ok but I can see my ass wont be at work tomorrow
analglaucoma by 2EYEFISHCLAW October 20, 2006
A popular way to say England so it flows better, especially in a rap.
Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."

Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."

Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
Angland by westfalia January 29, 2010
a place to experience mind-blowing anasms.
John got a ticket to Analand for Valentines Day and had the best anasm of his life.
analand by John-Erick July 16, 2008

Angleland 

The namesake of England, named when the Angle germanic tribes invaded the British Isles. This has been remembered as of modern history because your 4th grade math teacher referenced this place when they taught you about acute and obtuse angles.
“Sir Cumference and the Great Knight of Angleland” is the piece of modern history that remembers this place.
Angleland by Roasted beans May 21, 2022

anal gland 

Someone you reli dont like or find annoying

the gland that is found in ur anus
that new boy is such an anal gland
anal gland by decz September 21, 2008
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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