Anal Hangings

after an abnormally large penis or other exceptionally large phallic shaped object has ascended through your rectal opening, and been withdrawn again in a repeated fashion, your areshole may lose some of its natural elasticity (in scientific terms, you have pushed it beyond its elastic potential) and rigidity, thus resulting in the inside of your anus now being the outsides of your anus, if this does happen, in mild cases a forefinger is enough to push the hangings back inside the anus, however in severe cases a plunger may be needed to reinsert your rectum, it is essential that you do not secrete feaces whilst experiencing anal hangings, also very important that you do not panic and remove the anal hangings with a sharp object. if all else fails, you can always submerge the hangings in warm earl grey tea for 4 - 6 hours and they will gradually retract.

gareth: jonathan i double dare you to insert this extra large cucumber into your anus until it has been fully engulfed by your rectum

Jonathan: gareth i dont think thats a good idea seeing as i only just got rid of my anal hangings from your last dare

gareth: dont worry jonathan i have a plunger in my bag and some earl grey on the stove, ready to tend to your AH

Jonathan: well seeing as you are so ready prepared for my inevitable anal hangings, i will insert this cucumber into my anus.

Anal Hangings by flangeface March 26, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008