Amenian

The Amenians are an extremely rare race that has thinned out do to our mistakes in life that has caused a sudden increase in world temperature. The Amenians created the Roman and Latin alphabet. The Amenians started the trend of Chuck Norris and Yo Mamma jokes. The Amenians found the cure for cancer, but never had the chance to spread it. The Amenians used the word "pwn" before it even existed. The Amenians used cars that ran on air.

Although the Amenians are now a rare find, we still have their sister race, the Armenians...with the unnecessary "r."

An Amenian can be distinguished in the following ways:

Amenians have a habit of touching someone on the back/shoulder before speaking to them.

Amenians like to sing.

Amenians describe grenade explosions by using their hands, face, and mouth.

The name of an Amenian usually starts with an "E" or a "Q."

Amenians sound out the letter "s" with an "h," such as "Jeshus."

by Duh Knee Low April 20, 2009

Armenian Back Nair

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Armenian Scowl

The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS

1.You should of seen the Armenian Scowl I got when I defeated my bitchy Armenian GF at Durak

2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .

3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 9, 2019

Armenian Noodle Dip

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)

Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.

by Allllllex August 9, 2006

Armenian goodbye

An "Armenian goodbye" is when a group of Armenian friends or family are saying goodbye to each other, but it takes a very long time. These friends or family might even go around and say goodbye to the same person twice or three times before actually leaving. This process can take such a long time because everyone keeps having more conversations as they are saying their goodbye's.

In a situation where friends or family are taking a long time to say goodbye, you might say, "This is such an Armenian goodbye."

by Hyegirl July 29, 2009

Armenian Temper

When a middle aged Armenian man behaves similar to an 8 year old child who didn't get his way.

Oh man, whatever Russ and Jimmy just told Guy really got his Armenian temper flaring

by Butt Doodle December 1, 2019

armenian nose

A nose so crooked it could be a mountain.

Damn look at that Armenian nose it's like a mountainous region!

by Hayastani February 26, 2017