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God of the universe at all Halo games, including Halo 3 and Halo Reach; Somone who is better than you.
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Altoids Blowjob
When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.
Altoids Blowjob by creedmoor August 25, 2006
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Altoids
"The curiously strong mint" manufactured in Great Britain (according to their festive containers). More flavors have come out recently. It is known in some circles that offering an Altoid to a member of the other sex is a discreet way of saying "Let's have oral sex!"
Altoids by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003
Altoids
Altoids are a series of candy and mints manufactured by Callard & Bowser (a UK company). The mints were originally sold in small rectangular tins with the tagline: 'Curiously Strong Mints.'After the mints became very popular, Altoids has now created a range of sour gum and sour mints. Altoids also has another drawing power: the packaging. Each packet of Altoids comes in a small tin or round tin all of which are designed in clever and pleasing ways.
Also offering someone an Altoid, in some social circles is in fact an offer for them to partake in an act of oral sex!
Also offering someone an Altoid, in some social circles is in fact an offer for them to partake in an act of oral sex!
Altoids
Altoids Disease
Altoids Disease is the cause of sudden lapses in higher brain function causing moments of mild to severe, both physically and mentally, retarded actions. This disease was first noted in 2002 during a mild bout of hypochondria, when it was suggested that the only thing wrong was the person was they were suffering from extreme stupidity,, thus Altoids disease was born.
When you do something very dumb for no apparent reason you are suffering the effects of Altoids Disease. This can be something as simple as tripping over your own feet,, to doing anything cause it seemed to be a good idea at the time.
Altoids Disease by Mr. Stinky Pants July 11, 2009
altoids
A case which I call the drug tin its usually used by druggies to hold their pills weed cigarettes mints vizine and lighters.
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