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A Guy who is only in for the dicks. He likes sucking on them for the money. His personality is really shit. He will mostly sound like Squidward, looks alot like a gay, and acts like he can beat the shit out of some one. He will mostly bitch about things and then cries at home. He is what everyone calls a faggot. He mostly has a GIGANTIC forehead and tried to have friends. He will have crusty lips and Really small eyes. He acts tough but is actually really weak.
Don't be a Alton Patterson he to gay
by BeastmyMeat May 31, 2018
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