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Altoidholism 

Adj. A person who is addicted to altoids, usually always has some sort of mint related/ breath freshener item in thier locker, pocket, or purse, always constantly has minty fresh breath, possibly overpowering. People always know he/she has mints. Goes into Withdrawl without them.
Person 1: Dude your breath stinks.
Person 2: Go To Brandon. He has Altoidholism.
Altoidholism by AltoidMan August 25, 2011
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Altoholism

A condition that affects MMORPG gamers in which they re-roll new characters whenever they reach the 40 to 50 level range. This is usually due to the player not finding the endgame enjoyable and the player having the urge to continue to play the game as opposed to growing bored of it due to a high level character.
I'm simply in no hurry to bring my character to a point where I no longer really enjoy it. Due to Altoholism I roll new characters every time I get into that mid forties/fifties range.
Altoholism by LJX November 30, 2005
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