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Aloogs is the continual penetration of one's backside.
Aloogs with his dog in a fun and comfortable environment, applying force in a place where they need it most!
Aloogs by aloogz cureforcurvez January 6, 2010
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Aloogobiobiwankenobiphobia 

The fear of spicy potatoes shaped like Jedis. Coined by Harry and Chris on The Russell Howard Hour
Harry and Chris: Aloogobiobiwankenobiphobia!
*audience applaudes*
just the way 'among' is for 'amongst', 'along' is for ~.

It refers to sm1 or smthing thts next to the subject thts there all the time, as far as the time of concern is concerned.

or simply say: alongst -> at along
1. The bird was flying high, with the cool breeze alongst.(practical)

2. He rambled on with the stupid grin alongst.(abstract)
alongst by Bhuyan August 30, 2007
The fake aloofness that individuals display in the early stages of a relationship in order to mask their true feelings.
The aloofsion was shattered after he asked me to meet his parents.
aloofsion by ginnerlynn February 19, 2011
something coming apart, to separate or divide, or break away from another part of an object.
I don't know how that came aloose.
aloose by T_Baby_77 December 16, 2008

Aloogalay 

When two friends go hide in a room and say positive things about each other while diddling each other's butthole. Usually ends with finger sniffing.
Paul is always pulling Rocco away for aloogalay.
Aloogalay by Mr. Binks December 18, 2018
When you are forever friendzoned by all the girls you talk to and cant escape.
Damn, this girl just Aloosh’d me
Aloosh by Troven June 6, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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