Alltheism 

The recognition of every individuals' corporal apparatus that allows each to believe whatever they want. It classifies religion into tools for specific uses and divides them into categories with comparison and correlation of similar elements and uses. It places the person above all belief and shuns the use of a single tool(Religion) over another, in respect for the multitude of tools available, and their specific uses.

If Christianity/Islam/Zoroastrianism/Etc. are ways to contact higher intelligence, then Alltheism is the container that houses every belief.

When thinking of Religion each have a specific time frame they are active. If God is an infinite being then the element of "Time" becomes equal for all Religions. The narrative presented in each religion then must satisfy all people in all times, Past, Present, and Future. Alltheism recognizes the equality of time and presents all religion with equivalence and equanimity.

Christian: I believe Jesus is the only way to heaven.
Alltheist: So do I.
Muslim: I believe in Allah.
Alltheist: So do I.
Christian/Muslim: This is impossible. You can't believe in both at the same time.
Alltheist: I can because I believe in you first, then your beliefs. If you can present a coherent argument as to why you believe in what you believe then I believe the same because Alltheism is the belief in your body's apparatus to determine what you believe. If your apparatus is working, with no faults, then belief in the person/apparatus is paramount.

Alltheism by gsusgod January 17, 2015

Alltheism 

The belief in all Gods and principles of religions, so that one is guaranteed salvation. It one beliefs and upholds all the principle, of every religion (although often contradicting), said person, I always right, and likely to conquer all argument.

Gods include... Buddha, Allah, Jesus, Muhammad, Vishnu, Krishna, Oprah... etc.

Jew- "Jesus is not the messiah!"

Catholic- "Why yes he is, my curly headed friend."

Hundi- "Wrong, so wrong!"

Alltheist- "It doesn't matter! If you're an alltheist... you're ALWAYS RIGHT! With alltheism, don't worry... heaven is the place for you, other wise, you have hell to look forward too!"

Alltheism by iAMgodTHEREFOREright April 18, 2010

r/atheism 

An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.

redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"

redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"

redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."

r/atheism by Don't use your real names. January 23, 2015

faces of atheism 

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.

faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character

faces of atheism by BOSSN14 December 16, 2012

r/atheism 

See circlejerk.

Hypixel is slowly turning into r/atheism 2.0.

r/atheism by anonym0u$e December 1, 2022

r/atheism 

Despite the other definition saying that r/atheism is not a place filled with bigoted assholes, it is. Simply a visit to its front page reveals this and calling all the members of one faith "brain washed" is not only being retarded but it is also generalizing on a foolish preconceived notion based on personal experience.

The idiots over at r/atheism are incapable of having an intellectual discussion. They simply post insulting memes about God and Christians (they mostly don't touch on other faiths as they have an irrational hatred against Christians) but ask them why they're atheist and they can never give a good reason. Some of their reasons are below:

"I'm gay and God hates gays and therefore he doesn't exist!"

"My sister died! God didn't prevent that and therefore this universe came from nothing!"

They will not consider any other world-view such as agnosticism or deism. Anything disagreeing with them is "Christian" or "unscientific" even though they're the unscientific ones for relying on anecdotal claims.

Recently, r/atheism came up with a series of images where its members would take pictures of themselves explaining why they're atheist. For a good laugh, Google "faces of atheism" and go onto images. You'll find half-naked men and old balding men sticking their middle fingers up saying that they don't believe in God because they are intellectual. As if! These monkeys clearly don't know their left hand from their right!

r/atheism is the home of assholes and professional quote makers such as A.A Lewis.

r/atheism by Skialian November 22, 2013

Atheism Plus 

A horrible idea developed to combine several movements: atheism, feminism, L.G.B.T., social justice, and skepticism. The idea is poor because:

1) These individual movements have differing frames of reference and goals
2) It seeks to divide established groups into a minority of minorities

-Not all atheists are skeptics, not all skeptics are feminist, not all feminist and atheist, etc.
3) It alienates supporters of each movement, which likely outnumbers the A+ members in all cases.

-Example: feminism moving to A+ would alienate religious feminist

Atheism only address one question, is belief in a deity or deities supported by evidence, which is why it’s powerful. Atheism does not provide a world view about how to live nor should it. There are existing terms for these other movements and the combination of all social justice issues. It’s called “social equality” and” humanism”. Atheism plus is a divisive movement started by short sighted-power seeking Prima Donnas looking to hijack and existing movement (atheism) for personal glory and intellectual bigotry.

Let’s all join atheism plus so we can sit on our high-horses and talk shit about everyone else.

Instead of helping millions of dying Africans by spreading atheism and promoting the use of condoms, let’s join the feminist, slow the progress of atheism by alienating members, and promote internal bickering.

Atheism Plus by exodortch July 31, 2013