A penis on a woman; usually found as a decorative piece only. Unlike a penis found on a man, an Alley Wrench does not serve a copulatory purpose, and isn't the source for urinary secretion.
John was dumbfounded to discover Jane had a kinky side, which included an Alley Wrench three inches longer than his penis.
by wolfgang_cometh July 9, 2010
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