Alley Wrench

A penis on a woman; usually found as a decorative piece only. Unlike a penis found on a man, an Alley Wrench does not serve a copulatory purpose, and isn't the source for urinary secretion.

John was dumbfounded to discover Jane had a kinky side, which included an Alley Wrench three inches longer than his penis.

by wolfgang_cometh July 9, 2010

allen wrench

An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.

We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"

by smarms September 4, 2005

Allen Wrench

A penis; the male organ of copulation which also serves as the source for urinary excretion.

John was physically distraught after catching a rock to his Allen Wrench.

by wolfgang_cometh July 9, 2010

Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself

Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.

by allenwrenching April 30, 2014