by Define-itely a Fag January 17, 2018
A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.
by Keref February 4, 2022
The most amazing person you'll ever meet, but watch out, hes hiding something and you'll never know what it is.
He is a great lover and is very protective of his friends. A very outdoors kind of person so if you hang out with him be prepared to get dragged off on and adventure climbing a mountain, swiming with dolphins or riding a four-wheeler at extreme speeds through the forest. He is definitely one of a kind. If there were more people like him the earth would be a better place. He is a great listener but never shares his problems with anyone else. Dont ever look into his eyes cuz if you do you'll fall in love for sure. Animal lover. Hes one of the people who are going to make it in life.
If you are reading this he is my best friend.
He is a great lover and is very protective of his friends. A very outdoors kind of person so if you hang out with him be prepared to get dragged off on and adventure climbing a mountain, swiming with dolphins or riding a four-wheeler at extreme speeds through the forest. He is definitely one of a kind. If there were more people like him the earth would be a better place. He is a great listener but never shares his problems with anyone else. Dont ever look into his eyes cuz if you do you'll fall in love for sure. Animal lover. Hes one of the people who are going to make it in life.
If you are reading this he is my best friend.
by enchantment September 27, 2022
Nice and sweet guy who is generally talented and usually good looking, he can go on hours talking about his favorite subject. But be careful, he will kill you out of pure impulse (nothing personal just the voices)
Friend: Hey Allan!
Allan: Hey! *talks about interests with friend*
Allan:.....
Also Allan: *stabs affectionally*
Allan: Hey! *talks about interests with friend*
Allan:.....
Also Allan: *stabs affectionally*
by CockSucker42069_0 December 3, 2022
by Creel November 10, 2021
The best lover in the bed and has a huge penis. He is very clever and makes people have the time of their life. Lastly, he is a dedicated hard worker and never quits, stubborn as fuck. He's the best human and shares his knowledge with the world.
by Marcez January 14, 2012