All Tea All Shade

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A phrase that means the person is coming for and/or attacking someone purposely. The opposite of the phrase "No tea no shade" that basically means "No offense."
Usually said after someone says "No tea no shade" as a way to say that the person is actually trying to offend someone.

Alyssa: What you're wearing is all garbage, no tea no shade.
Coco: All tea all shade!

All Tea All Shade by lukkie October 21, 2015

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All Tea All Shade

Girl they are coming for you and your life! But with FACTS!

" Bitch your wig is crispy asf! ALL TEA ALL SHADE"

All Tea All Shade by Lacianga May 17, 2017

All Tea, All Shade

When someone is spilling tea while also throwing shade at the person.

Used by Nicki Minaj in her song Barbie Tingz

All Tea, All Shade, Bitch, All Offense

All Tea, All Shade by talktomelikethatagainboy April 17, 2019

No Tea All Shade

In this context, "tea" is synonymous with "facts" and "shade" is an honest (and offensive) opinion/diss.

With that in mind, No Tea All Shade means "I'm stating my honest opinion here"

I think those YouTube compilations are really boring to watch, no tea all shade.

No Tea All Shade by 211soliw July 3, 2022

All Tea No Shade

Tea is referring to "Truth" shade is like an opinion/diss. When you say this phrase it means you are stating facts, not opinions.

For example: " Girl your breath smells like ass, All Tea no shade"

All Tea No Shade by Lacianga May 17, 2017

All Tea No Shade

Tea is the meaning of gossip and shade is in the form of a diss.

"Girl, did you hear how Raheim said that girls pussy stank?! All Tea No Shade."

All Tea No Shade by Cii June 11, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026