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Alexandra Kump 

Alexandra, is someone who can only be defined as a Goddess. She is flawless with her spicy personality. She is magnificent and can perform miracles with her inhumanly, Godly powers. Usually she will have dazzling accessories to go with her spiffy style, but can become very jealous of another girl very easy, sometimes of even boys. Alexandra is expensive and can be dramatic at times, but usually is her usual organic, zippy self. This girl loves boys, obsessed over BOTDF and is gorgeous while she does all of this. She is someone who is upfront with everything, so if someone is pissing her off, she will go straight up to them and deck them in the face. Alexandra is enchanting, usually found mesmerizing some boy with her irresistible charm and beauty. She hates to be alone, and can stay awake with a friend no matter what. This is why Alexandra is the best friend anyone could ever have, she is the silly to my billy. She is my Pretty Kitty. She is my Biffle fo sho.♥

P.s Unfortunately, Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in me having to watch out for her to keep her out of trouble.
Melissa: Hello Miss Alexandra Kump.
Alexandra: Hola, amiga.
Melissa: Have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: Its five o’clock somewhere,

:)
Alexandra Kump by TwistedGlory July 20, 2010
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004