Ahbpt 

When someone is being a bitch and you need to slap them, this is the sound effect you make. Or it could be used as a sound effect for anything, really. Especially when you're angry, frusterated, or confused.

pronounced - ah-pf-b-p-t
Like making the sound effect for a boat but adding AH in front.

Teacher: You've failed your midterm.
Me: Ahbpt this test in the face!

Ahbpt by Jeanette<3 October 28, 2009

Ahbteen 

1. A travesty

2. An unfair goal in Fifa that is a result of a deflection off of a player or the goalie right to the feet of an attacking player for an open net shot

1. I was going to get with that girl last night but hunter totally ahbteened me and she left the party almost immediately

2. I lost in the 90th minute to him because of the biggest ahbteen you have ever seen. He didn't skillfully defeat me.

Ahbteen by trashcan23444 October 13, 2016

ahpt

Ahpt -is a modern iteration for: spew, eject, and/or discharge.
Ahpt can be used as a verb <1. Ahpt> or interjection <2. Ahpt ahpt>. The spelling of Ahpt may vary amongst users based on the intensity of its context and usage. Ahpt can be represented by 'Ahpt', 'Ahhpptt', or if you really mean it, 'Aaaahhhhhppppptttttt'!

Ahpt - verb
1. To spew bodily contents
2. To discharge bodily contents
3. Something that is ejected

Most recently, Ahpt is also used as an interjection to signify later, leaving, and/or goodbye.

Ahpt - interj
1. See ya
2. I’m out
3. Later, goodbye

Ahpt - verb
1. She's tiight, I'd love to ahpt all over her
2. ...45mins later, I ahpt'd all over her face
3. While opening a packet of fish-sauce, she accidentally ahpt'd some all over her left-eye

Ahpt - interj
1. Ahpt <bye>
2. Ahpt Ahpt <bye bye>
3. I'm outta here, peace. Ahpt Ahpt!

ahpt by crouching_crouching September 20, 2008

ahaptothymia 

n.
inability, or a facade thereof, to talk about, understand, or feel one's emotions; sometimes results in a real or manufactured inability to understand others

comes from the Greek roots a + hapto + thymos
(without + touch + emotions)

His ahaptothymic tendencies in conversation had me worried.

He always avoided talking about his feelings, so I started to think that he had an ahaptothymia.

ahaptothymia by Storskarve November 28, 2012

Ahbitof 

A typo that was made today. The typo actually means "A bit of."

Person A; "You know we need ahbitof time left.
Person B; "What?"
Person A; You know, like A bit of, ahbitof.."
Person B; Oh my god..

Ahbitof by Redwolf410 January 5, 2019