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AfterDark 

An account on a social network dedicated to the steamier or more controversial side of a better-known blogger/tweeter/poster. As opposed to one's public ("Daytime") accounts, AfterDark accounts are usually non-public, NSFW, and require a request to be added before these are visible. This keeps the content out of the boss' / public's / spouse's / lover's eye. The name alludes to what goes on outside of work, traditionally at night, such as sex or partying. Some AfterDark accounts include the words "AfterDark" in the username, while others use different or obscure names so that the true owner will not recognizable to strangers, but clear to anyone who knows him/her.

Some believe the name is also a reference to the After Dark screensaver, an early computer program of the same name introduced in 1989, that displayed moving images to prevent a static image from burning dark spots into the phospor of screen display tubes during idle times (nowadays, the term "screen saver" makes no sense for LED or LED-backlit displays).
His afterdark Twitter profile says "The private life of a certain spotted cat. Very NSFW. If you know who this is, and I know you, DM me and I'll add you."
AfterDark by spottacus August 11, 2012
Words you can keep

BBM Afterdark 

a bbm group or groups that are dedicated to sexual talk and picture trading after night fall. You can often find these group invitations on various social media sites such as twitter facebook etc... you might find also bbm groups like @bbm_match or @bbm_sexies in dedicated to exchanging bbm pins for finding bbm afterdark friends.
I'm horny who is ready for some bbm afterdark nasty talk?

Cum join my bbm afterdark group
BBM Afterdark by Jump off city October 20, 2011

aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.
He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

afterwork 

1) An event where people meet to have drinks after work.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.
I am going to an afterwork, I may come back late!
afterwork by Find a Wingman November 29, 2019

aftercare 

Post-sex wind-down ritual; recharging (i.e. relaxing, cuddling, soft pillow talk, listening to each other's heartbeats, soft kisses).
According to G. Smith, and R. Varina, "If you're not already doing it after sex (aftercare), you should be."
aftercare by talk2me-JCH2 December 5, 2022

Aftercare 

Coming down from subspace after having some form of sexual intercourse and then being taken care of. The care after sex. It can be cuddles, bathing, etc
After I fucked my sub out good, I washed him up in the bathtub and snuggled with him for aftercare.
Aftercare by strawberry cunt March 22, 2021

aftercare 

The psychological or physical care either a Dominant or submissive receives after playing in kink, BDSM, or fetish situations.
"She is going to need a tremendous amount of aftercare after she does that needle play!"

"I need to give myself some aftercare after flogging for that long!"
aftercare by Domme Danielle November 21, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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