1. Abuse poorly concealed in advice
2. Telling someone what to do (or how to do something) in a bossy, patronising way
3. Unsolicited, unwanted, unhelpful advice
2. Telling someone what to do (or how to do something) in a bossy, patronising way
3. Unsolicited, unwanted, unhelpful advice
"Everyone gets advuse, at times, on how to raise their kids."
"Old Jack from across the street saw me working in the yard and came over with some neighbourly advuse".
"Old Jack from across the street saw me working in the yard and came over with some neighbourly advuse".
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“In the hood? No that’s ill advised Slim, ill advised”
“In the hood? No that’s ill advised Slim, ill advised”
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The proper response to someone who request or advises you to do something you have no intention of doing. Synonym: fuck off.
Girl: "You should really apply yourself more at work!"
Guy: "I will take that under advisement."
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Guy: "I will take that under advisement."
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Get the Please Advise mug.An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed"
"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..
"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..
Dear Luke,
I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.
Please Advise,
John
I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.
Please Advise,
John
by ldemi April 29, 2011
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How are you? Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company.
Please advise.
All the best,
Christine.
How are you? Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company.
Please advise.
All the best,
Christine.
by eventjubilee February 25, 2013
Get the Please Advise mug.A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.
Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.
Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.
Ryan: Ten-four.
Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.
Ryan: Ten-four.
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