Adult Friend 

an ambiguous way of saying "sex partner." sounds really nerdy when people know what you're talking about.

So, he's fucking that chick over there? Yeah, you didn't know? She's his adult friend.

You look like you could use an adult friend.

My adult friend is so fun and flexble!

Adult Friend by AdultFriend September 18, 2010

adult friend finder 

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma April 15, 2014

adult friend finder 

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2013

adult friend finder 

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma March 23, 2014

Adult friendship 

Friends with benefits, especially for those past 40.

"I have an adult friendship with David Duchovny" - Gillian Anderson

Adult friendship by GennnX April 26, 2016

AdultFriendFinder 

Place to get a booty call through the internet.

Want to find some random person to have sex with and get raped? Go to Adultfriendfinder.com and you'll get it.

AdultFriendFinder by Renee Saenz and not you October 20, 2008