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A bad bad man. First baseman for the Boston Red Sox and former San Diego Padre. He's a greasy Mexican American with the best opposite field stroke in the game. He also lays claim to the prettiest overall swing in baseball. A seemingly well mannered man, who quietly plays Gold Glove caliber first base. Do not be fooled however, he is a ruthless player who is out for blood in each at bat. One of the next "all-time" Red Sox players.
Jim: "Did you hear Mike? The Sox walked off when Gonzalez jacked one opposite field clear over the monster!"

Mike: "Yeah I heard, he goes hard in the paint"
Chad: "Just drank with Adrián González, he's a huge fan of Red Bull and gin you know."

Larry: "You don't say? Could have swore I saw him pounding natty ices in the dugout the other day. I didn't say anything though since I was in fear of him finding out and hunting me down."
by BroSoxFan December 04, 2011
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A Mexican who plays football. A sexy motherfucker who gets all the girls. An Adrian can be your friend. A kind motherfucker with a bigass cock. An Adrian can take a punch to the liver. He usually likes black/mexican/Asian girls. He will rock you're world. Goes to the gym every day to impress the girls. Cares about his family most. His big cock can leave a girl full of cum. Don't mess with an Adrian when he's angry you don't like it when he's angry. An Adrian is a smartass who gets A and B on his report card. Gets dms from girls mostly evergday. Has a big pair of hairy ballsacks. Pretty tall. Shy in school. Takes shits in his house everyday. A big ass Mexican you don't wanna mess with. Farts in his room but not around the girls. Adrian is a fucking Mexican football player who has a big pair of ballsacks and gets the girls.
Girl 1: Have you seen that Mexican football player?

Girl 2: Yea Adrian Gonzalez with that big dick that fucked me.

Girl 3: Yea Adrian Gonzalez is my friend.
by marcusbitch June 03, 2019
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