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Administriction 

The fuzzy-edged bureaucracy that complexifies and restricts every interaction between citizen and government, or indeed between any entities within any hierarchy, organisation, network or concept related thereto.
"Heeeey, how are you?"

"Hey! Good, mate, yourself? Did you get your paperwork yet?"

"Man, I'm telling you: I've queued, added all up, in the last three weeks, for seventeen hours. I've been sent from public office to public office, to gather increasing amounts of paper with my photos attached to them, smudged with stamps by angry, fast-talking Catalan women who don't like guiris, only begrudgingly performing her function when she's assured herself that I carry three (3) certified copies of every form I've accumulated so far! But do you think I'm through the Spanish administriction yet?"

"Uh.. I'm guessing no?"
Administriction by Jonas Laberg October 3, 2007
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Brandon Administration

A fancy of saying Biden Administration. The absolute BEST Administration we have ever had in the United States, with a whopping 80 Million+ Votes! Sometimes when figures of authority say the Brandon Administration it evokes a crowd chant of other popular phrases.
RDS: When you look at the Biden Administration, the Brandon Administration.... (hehe smirk on his face)
Crowd: (The Crowd Goes Wild!!! Screams and Clapping): "Let's Go Brandon! Let's Go Brandon!"
RDS: Let's Build Back Better Brandon!
Brandon Administration by nigelA November 16, 2021

Santorum Administration 

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.
So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."
Santorum Administration by Sput August 1, 2012

seagull administration 

A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.
Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.
seagull administration by Duckbutt November 27, 2005

Santorum Administration 

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

Reagan Administration 

The eight long years from Jan. 20, 1981-Jan. 20,1989. The Republican president, Ronald Wilson Reagan worked hard as commander in chief in the war on the middle class. The heinous eCONomic policy called "trickle down economics" or Reganomics cut taxes on the big businesses and the rich. This shifted the tax burden to the middle class and tripled the national debt. Dennis Miller described "trickle down" best when he acknowledged this truth: "they admit it-- they're gonna piss on you!"
Along with the terrible eCONomic policy, Ronald Reagan worked to destroy unions (remember air traffic controllers' strike?) During the Reagan Administration, the U.S. backed Saddam Hussein during his war with Iran and helped to establish the Taliban to help Afganistan fight off the Soviet Union. (Funny how the G.O.P. changed course on this)
Overall, the Reagan Administration was an awful, inept or just plain evil bunch of crooks. The bad effects of this era are still haunting us 20 years later.

The fact that theRepublican Party idolizes Reagan today is mind boggling!