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Adjustment Bureau 

They monitor the entire universe and make sure everyones lives go according to a predetermined plan. When someone does something that was not predetermined they warn them of the dangers and try to convince them to not go off the predetermined life, for unforseen consequences will unravel if they do.
The Adjustment Bureau control everything but I will not let them control my life. I will fight for my free will!
Adjustment Bureau by CLGFBI July 19, 2010
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The Adjustment Bureau 

A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.
Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable