Acornd

When you organization/plan/idea/etc... that you had worked on for a long time is completely destroyed by your arch enemies using unfair, below the belt, CIA style direct actions.

- Did you hear about Fred? That dude got acornd pretty bad
- No, what happened
- The insurance company said he forgot to check a box in his application, so they denied his surgery and he died.
- Oh, shit you are right, he did get acornd in the ass.

Acornd by 805g September 21, 2009

National Sally Acorn Day 

May 14th, the day that celebrates Sonic character Princess Sally Acorn, who debuted in Sonic SatAM and made the rounds in Archie’s line of Sonic comics before they were cancelled and the character was sadly put into retirement.

Oh boy, it’s National Sally Acorn Day!

National Sally Acorn Day by FormalAmyRose May 12, 2020

Sally Acorn 

A Character True Sonic fans love no matter all the sad sonamy fans hateful messages and comments

"Oh yeah Sally Acorn was a great leader and fighter to her people".

Sally Acorn by iamatruedemon January 9, 2021

enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.

Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely

enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

Acorn in a Fur Coat 

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

Acorn in a Fur Coat by reversefront September 3, 2016

Acorn Smuggler 

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

Acorn Smuggler by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

pounding acorn 

The act of vigorous penile stimulation, as through vaginal or anal penetration, or aggressive masturbation.

Darren was pounding acorn to naked pictures of Donna.

pounding acorn by A. Kroeber January 12, 2008