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Abyss Theory

The metaphysical framework positing that all of existence emerges from and returns to the Abyss—a state of infinite depth, boundless mystery, and unfathomable darkness that is not evil but simply beyond comprehension. Where the Void is nothing, the Abyss is everything—but everything in such depth that it appears as nothing. The Abyss is the deep from which all forms arise and into which they dissolve, the foundational mystery that underlies all realities. In Abyss Theory, creation is not a making but a emergence—forms crystallize from the depth, persist for a moment, and then sink back. The Abyss is not absent; it's present in everything as its hidden depth, its unplumbed mystery. Every person has an abyss within, every moment contains unfathomable depth. This theory is both humbling (we are surface ripples on infinite depth) and ennobling (we participate in the mystery).
Example: "He stared into the Grand Canyon and felt Abyss Theory physically—the immense depth, the ancient rock, the sense of looking into something that looked back. He wasn't just seeing a hole in the ground; he was seeing the Abyss that underlies all things, momentarily made visible. He left changed, carrying the Abyss within him, which is where it always was."
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Abyss-Void Theory

The synthesis of Void and Abyss frameworks, positing that ultimate reality has two aspects: the Void (absolute nothing, pure potential, the ground of absence) and the Abyss (infinite depth, boundless mystery, the ground of presence). These are not two separate things but two faces of the same ultimate—the nothing that is also everything, the absence that is also depth. In Abyss-Void Theory, creation is the interplay of Void and Abyss—nothing giving space to everything, depth providing the ground for form. Destruction is the return—forms dissolving back into the Abyss, then beyond into the Void. The theory integrates the terror of nothingness with the awe of infinity, providing a framework for understanding existence as a temporary dance between two eternities.
Example: "She meditated on Abyss-Void Theory, feeling herself as a brief interface between the nothing she came from and the depth she would return to. In this moment, she was both—a ripple of presence on the surface of absence, a flash of form in the infinite depth. The meditation didn't answer life's questions, but it made the questions feel like the answer."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026