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A guy who knows computers through and through. Everybody asks the Abizer for help, and he's always happy to give it. A hacker in the sense that he can find unconventional or innovative solutions to problems.
Case 1:

Person: "Hey Abizer, do you know how to do this on the computer?"

Abizer: "Yeah, just like this."

Person: "Thanks Man!"

Case 2:

Person: "Hey, this thing isn't working properly..."

Abizer: "Maybe you should try this way instead of that way."

Person: "It works! Yay!"
Abizer by Jimbob Johnny Jones July 15, 2011
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failed rizz w a girl

L guy, wouldnt recomend him
if u ever see him say; bro cannot cook to get girls even w stabilizers - abizer
abizer by wingman who cooked for him November 15, 2023
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Abizer • abuzer • aizere • Abizar • Alizer • abazer • Abieran • Abiezer • abikzer • Abiner

abizarreone/bonk 

A very cool dude that will help you with anything, he is so sweet and kind a deserves an award, and a lot of head pats. This man is totally amazing and probably has a sexy haircut and could get any ladies to suck him off
abizarreone/bonk is amazing.
-I said so.

©aizere
aizere by Aizere’s dog November 29, 2021
The Biblical baby name Abiezer is Hebrew in origin and its meaning is father or help or helpful.

Abiezer is pronounced ab-ee-ay'-zer.

There were 3 men named Abiezer in the Old Testament. One of them was the grandson of Manasseh and an ancestor of Gideon, another was one of David’s mighty warriors, and the 3rd man named Abiezer was the chief of the tribe of Dan at the time of Exodus.

Abiezer is also spelled Abieezer in some Bibles.

1 Chronicles 7:18; 2 Samuel 23:27; Numbers 1:12

Strong's concordance 044
The ninth captain for the ninth month was Abiezer the Anathothite
Abiezer by abi batista June 15, 2011
Abizar, as precious as gold, and as calm as water. Abizar is the name of someone with confidence, strength and kindness towards everyone he meets. He has many friends, and all the girls go absolutely crazy for him, because of his radiant appearance. Abizar is a hero who always saves people in need, whether they are of high society or low. He is the smartest person in your class, getting all A's in exams, and has a very joyful and happy lifestyle. A smile on his face is equivalent to the brightness of the sun, and the beauty of the moon, in many ways, the best person to talk to when in doubt, Abizar, the man of your dreams
Girl: Hey did you see Abizar today?
Other girl: Yeah, he's so hot and handsome!
Girl: I heard he got 100% in the test
Other girl: For real?!! I wanna marry him!
Abizar by Mo152262 February 1, 2020

law abider

Law makers should be law abiders at the same time.
law abider by john zhu November 29, 2013
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