abani 

a super attractive and fine young lady. she's extremely attractive and smart like i really need her in my life. i love her sm. she's a little silly and a simp but like it's ok!

person one: who is that hot woman
person two: i think that's abani???
me: BACK OFF SHE'S MINE!!!

abani by thiloksha simp <3 June 19, 2023

alanic

Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.

Wow 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife? That's ironic! No it's not -- it's alanic.

alanic by Mojotronica July 15, 2004

Alanic

Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".

"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.

Alanic by Kanaris February 1, 2009

abalicious

a person who has abs that is umm umm good!

His body was abalicious but better with whipped cream

abalicious by cyndy February 21, 2003

avanic 

avanic is the sexiest hottest person ever.

yooo look at avanic, aren’t they the sexiest person ever?!

avanic by avanicalves January 19, 2021

abandcalledboy 

A strange tingling sensation beneath the left testicle.

Did you feel abandcalledboy the other night? It tickled my pickle.

abandcalledboy by boyzoner October 10, 2013

amanicise 

A lie so unbelievable big that it is "Man sized" like the XXL Hungry man microwave meals.

I had to show up to divorce court and lie my ass off, but a little lie wasn't good enough for a man like me. So I amanicised a lie so big everybody laughed at me.

amanicise by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine February 1, 2023