AALFD

Another Asshole Looking For Drugs

General Medical slang for a patient who is faking illness or injury to score prescription painkillers. An AALFD is usually identified from their vague, nonsensical stories about why they need a prescription for Vicodin.

Some guy came into the clinic complaining about his hip. Turns out he was just an AALFD.

by DigimonBeavis October 25, 2016