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General Medical slang for a patient who is faking illness or injury to score prescription painkillers. An AALFD is usually identified from their vague, nonsensical stories about why they need a prescription for Vicodin.

Some guy came into the clinic complaining about his hip. Turns out he was just an AALFD.

AALFD by DigimonBeavis October 24, 2016

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aalfia

Cute, Funny at times, Protective and stands for her friends. (Has big Brain) She got the guts to do anything.

Yo isn't that aalfia
yessir about to bunk class

aalfia by oiuvb9oietrh November 14, 2022

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aalfia

The best companion you will find your life. Cute, Funny and savage at times. Protective and stands up for their friends, And independent women who is successful in life.

Is that aalfia?
Yessir the owner of AA Products

aalfia by oiuvb9oietrh November 14, 2022

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Aalders

Aalders is a strange, rare rock. You can also use Aalders when you see a happy family.

Oh, they're sure a AALDERS family

Aalders by Dalando June 5, 2010

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Aalfia

aalfia is hawt. she is a sexy bebih gurl and super popular gurl. she has bitches and u dont. she likes men and u dont. her dad works at applebee's to make money for her guinea pig's tuition. she likes balls. BIG balls.

aalfia likes fish because she is a fish

Aalfia by gigglepigbabes September 14, 2022

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aalyda

A beautiful girl who loves to laugh. She is a really pretty girl who has a loving heart and beautiful hair. tells funny jokes. Really pretty

Friend1:hey did you see aalyda today at school

Friend2:yeah she loves to laugh
Friend1:right

aalyda by Aalyda July 16, 2017

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aalyda

A beautiful girl who loves to laugh. She is a really pretty girl who has a loving heart and beautiful hair. tells funny jokes. Really pretty

Friend1:hey did you see aalyda today at school

Friend2:yeah she loves to laugh
Friend1:right

aalyda by Aalyda July 16, 2017

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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