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A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".
"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."
by p.smitty March 23, 2010
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