Bro: “BRO!! .. Hear me out. I’m wasted but I gotta tell you something”
Brother of Bro: “What?”
Bro: “Me and Brock were doing vodka shots to porno all last night, we puked 8 times and I TOTALLY 96ed him on Mom and Dad’s bed... BAAAAM!!!”
Brother of Bro: “Nooo! SERIOUSLY?!”
Bro: “Yah, for real. I had him man. Fucking right there, I swear down. It felt GREAT! He came first, I know it!”
Brother of Bro: “What?”
Bro: “Me and Brock were doing vodka shots to porno all last night, we puked 8 times and I TOTALLY 96ed him on Mom and Dad’s bed... BAAAAM!!!”
Brother of Bro: “Nooo! SERIOUSLY?!”
Bro: “Yah, for real. I had him man. Fucking right there, I swear down. It felt GREAT! He came first, I know it!”
by Taffanese May 23, 2019
Linux in '96 - A reference to the usability of the Linux Operating System in a particular year that is used to describe the usability of something else (often other Open Source software). For example, Chris C Kemp has compared the usability of the OpenStack cloud software to Linux in 1996. May be humorously applied to unrelated items with a user experience component.
Dude - doing your mom is like Linux in '96.
by mishko May 6, 2015