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Refering to a certain "adult entertainment" channel on satellite TV. 595 is used in public or social settings when you don't want others to know you are talking about a porn channel. 595 is quickly becoming just as popular of an abbreviation as 411, 911, 69 and even 420.
Usually when my wife comes home from work she catches me watching 595.

Tommy gets to watch 595 all day long when Michelle is at work or getting waxed.

Grant loves to talk to a shorty on the phone while he watches 595.

Hey did you see the big game last night???
No, I was too busy watching some 595.

When my wife gets drunk we watch 595 and she's good to go.
595 by Bradley Smith January 19, 2007
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My hand is always open ♾
Dont b afraid
Its soft& Warm

In our darkest moments
Lights shine even brighter 🔦
595
& only in rock bottom
sky pitch black

the stars stop hiding
& our 1 tru path ...
Will form
595 by N0men Nesci0 November 11, 2024

Skull crusher 595 

When you swing on a pull up bar like a monkey and mouth fuck your girl
We were chilling at my house then she found my pull up bar and I ended up giving her the skull crusher 595
who you?
I'm 595eso!
who the fuck is he
IM that nigga
595eso by yourbitch4687 November 21, 2021

59501817684157529689344000000000 

The real size of Minecraft (in meters). That number is over 59 fricking nonillion 🤯
Minecraft noob: UGH MINECRAFT IS INFINITE IT GOES ON FOREVER

Guy as smart as AntVenom: No it's actually 59501817684157529689344000000000 blocks

Minecraft noob: WTF!!!??!?!!??!