Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.
Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.
Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!
Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!
Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
by notsoslick January 07, 2019
A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.
Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble
Tasha: I know, it's hard work
Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage
Tasha: Agreed
Tasha: I know, it's hard work
Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage
Tasha: Agreed
by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024