January 20
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019
Person 1: it’s January 20 today she’ll grow up pretty and kind
Person 1: she is so pretty
Person 2: but I wouldn’t let anyone date her
Person 1: she is so pretty
Person 2: but I wouldn’t let anyone date her
by Best at definitions March 8, 2020
National good day day. In Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day" Ice Cube talks about the good day he had.
Reading the lyrics, the only day where Yo MTV Raps was on air, it was a clear and smogless day, beepers were commercially sold, Lakers beat the SuperSonics, and Ice Cube had no events to attend was January 20, 1991.
Reading the lyrics, the only day where Yo MTV Raps was on air, it was a clear and smogless day, beepers were commercially sold, Lakers beat the SuperSonics, and Ice Cube had no events to attend was January 20, 1991.
"hey man, im not really in the mood righ now... my mom just died in a car cra-"
"its january 20"
"YO LETS GOO"
"its january 20"
"YO LETS GOO"
by helyum November 4, 2021
by Yourlocaldogeater January 19, 2020
National anime day. Any person can watch any anime for as long as they want. Cosplay is also a part of anime day
by Shay_weeb October 27, 2019
National kick tall people day. Hate being short? Well today you have the right to kick anybody taller than you and they can’t kick you back. This is one of the greatest days in existence.
Me: Lol it is January 20, national kick a tall person day this is stupid
My 5’0 friend: Today is your last day alive
My 5’0 friend: Today is your last day alive
by Motherfukmydonkeypls January 18, 2021
This day will be the best day of the year, and your crush will ask you to be their bf/gf. If you were born on this day you are the friend that 3rd wheels everything.
by PICKLEGOD37 April 13, 2022