Amogus: when the
imposter is sus11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!!11!!1๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Person: please stop, I have been suffering ever since โamogusโ got popular. It was fun. But then, things started to get a little โsusโ. I ate some jellybeans and saw amogus. I watched
The Simpsons and saw amogus. I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and when the Oompa Lompas sang, I thought โhaha funni amogus musical.โ Then, I saw my pants. โAmogus?โ I said. I logged onto Twitter, and guess what I saw. Jerma smiling, with the caption โwhen the
imposter is sus1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณโ. I thought I was going crazy. I thought โis everything cake?โ Nah, thereโs amogus cake. Is everything Ohio?
Nope, still amogus. I felt like the astronaut, with the words โ Wait, itโs all amogus?โ, with the other one saying โAlways has been.โ I thought of Among
Us drip. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!โ I said. Then I looked at my fingers. They were amogus. I am amogus. MAKE IT STOP!
Amogus: thatโs kinda sus ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ