wet one

a wet sticky piece of doo doo

i just took a wet one

by doo doo cheks April 26, 2023

One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack

Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty

by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016

real one

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.

wanna grab a real one?

by chunghwa October 24, 2023

on ya ones

A phrased used to ask/be asked if your alone.

"Alright bruv u on ya ones?"

by bekiiboo92 May 22, 2008

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

Yer one

Used to refer to someone you can't remember or don't know the name of, most commonly heard in Ireland.

It can refer to anyone, but it's mostly used to refer to women, as the female equivalent of 'yer man'.

Sometimes spelt/pronounced as 'yer wan'

Person 1: Sure dija see yer one at the pub the other day?

Person 2: Yer man's bird? I thought she was on her holliers
Person 1: Yeh sure she's only gone and fecked off wit yer fella, an' not a word to the poor lad, sure he's heartbroken but i didn't tell you that.
Person 2: sure jaezus, what a slag

by servvo1 December 21, 2021

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