no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020

One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》Two《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》Two《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017

one tough son of a bitch

throws thumbs of after getting hit in a fight

“austin seamen was one tough son of a bitch at that fight today!”

by kmalokks March 23, 2022

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024