white boy syndrome

Tanner Olsen

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.

by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013

cyrus syndrome

When a former child star decides to try to be themselves, after years of being told what to do. Uusually results in something distasteful, porn, terrible music, or something really cool.

Woah that Disney bitch had some serious Cyrus Syndrome, her new CD is awesome!

by Miss Wisker December 29, 2013

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

proletariat syndrome

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.

What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?

by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.

"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."

by Foxydot March 29, 2015

Lady Santa Syndrome

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.

That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015