Kool-aid Man

A jug of Kool-Aid drink who thinks he is cool, and randomly busts into peoples houses/workplaces greeting them with a friendly "Oh Yeah!"

Judge: Peter Griffen, I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!

by Brad Hallett May 16, 2005

Hollow Man Theory

a controversial theory positing that in the event that an individual can gain the power to become invisible, said person will inevitably become a rapist; based on the idea that mere voyeurism is bound to become mundane no matter the quality of locker room viewing.

I'm not a cynical person, but based on the idea of romantic sleep rape and vigilante justified bitch rape, I think the Hollow Man Theory is valid.

by teevizzles_subordinate June 12, 2011

Short Man's Syndrome

An angry male of below average height who feels it necessary to act out in an attempt to gain respect and recognition from others and compensate for his abnormally short stature. Also synonomous to little man syndrome.

he got sms

by MUSOM February 22, 2005

old man jenkins

a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.

someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.

by karl f gorham October 7, 2003

Tossed Salad Man

The person who gets his ass eaten out with jelly or syrup by a new prison inmate.

Tossed Salad Man: I prefer syrup!

by hawtmaledotcom October 25, 2008

Big Man Syndrome

Big Man Syndrome (BMS) is marked by delusions that because there's a girl willing to sleep with you and hang on your every word (hence being a "big man") that everyone else, particularly males, are equally enthusiastic supporters of the mindless bullshit you purport. Other symptoms include: unwillingness to listen or compromise, unreasonable demands you expect to be fulfilled and the belief everyone else shares your interests.

"Man, Sean won't shut the fuck up. Ever since he started dating what's-her-face he's had some serious big man syndrome."

by H8 BIG MEN March 8, 2010

kool-aid man

A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!". Oh and he wears tights.

Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch.
-Dane Cook

by Tom "Superman" Welling April 23, 2005