national kiss your girlfreind day

december 3rd is national kiss your girlfreind day if you dont you suck

Evie:why havent you kissed me today?
Harrison:what?
Evie:its national kiss your girlfreind day
HArrison:ohhhhhh

by that_1_music_guy November 30, 2022

National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022

National grab boob day

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.

dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"

by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022

National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys

Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY

by tegan56 May 14, 2022

National Stuff Animal Day

Bring your stuff animal with you places. School, shops, bring that “stuffie 🥺” everywhere!!

“Oh it’s National Stuff Animal Day!”
“Seriously?”
“Yea”

by 69lives96wives May 14, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

May 14 is National Send Nudes Day !! On this day you send nudes to a whole bunch of ppl you know to make their day :))

A very attractive woman: Omg it’s May 14
Loki: What’s May 14th?
A very attractive woman: Here let me show you !! *sends a very sexy nude* It’s National Send Nudes Day

by Loki_cool123 May 14, 2022

National Sex Day

May 13th. This is the day you have to loose your virginity on while you’re sleeping over at your s/o’s house or cottage.

Liam: “Uhm Abby, check the date.”

Abby: “OMFG ITS NATIONAL SEX DAY!!! You already know what Katelyn and Ethan are doing later 😉”

by abbabobabba69 May 14, 2022