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Temp Agency Van

A 15 passenger van that a temp agency uses to transport druggies and lunatics to job sites. These vans are usually battered littered with questionable materials (ie. Liquor bottles, used tampons, etc.) and filthy. The seats are saturated with butt-grease and urine, giving the van a distinctive and strong odor.

If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.
(formerly homeless temp). Yeah, I rode a Temp Agency Van, I got my hepatitis from the seats.
by st31n3r January 21, 2018
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van der woude

The best last name one could have. van der Woudes are great leaders, inventors and are usually really charming and strong. They are really smart and always know how to solve a problem
Whouw you could see he is a van der Woude.
by TheSexyBeastMan January 20, 2017
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van der Fort

If u have this surname you are a alpha chad and have a big penis
by POPOES September 2, 2021
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Van de Weerd

A stranger on a international flight with good conversational skill.
I sat next to a van de Weerd on the way here and spilled my water all over her.
by Oodles a noodles August 21, 2018
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do a van gogh

When someone is talking such bullshit or has a really annoying voice, you want to cut your ears off

Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.
A: The teacher's pet was talking shit again, it wanted me to do a van gogh
B: Yeah sucks...
by frogay yay :) February 12, 2022
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Milf hunter van

The milf hunter van is the official specification of the van that picks up and drops off the milfs near you
Person 1: look, here comes the milf hunter van

Person 2: I bet they have some milfs in there
by Reegan pussyman January 22, 2021
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Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later
"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021
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