In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Slipped finger syndrome

This is an almost autonomous and impulsive urge to hover over the buy button on a Most Haunted Experience event. Before you know it you’ve booked another one. There is believed to be no cure for this....

I don’t know how I’ve done it I’ve just booked another MHE event, it must be slipped finger syndrome again

by Ghostie September 26, 2018

Technological Freudian Slip

When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.

Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for

Vegan: anime?

Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.

Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt

Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore

Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip

by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022

Bum Slips

What you get when you cross an African and English

1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?

(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)

by Meich April 19, 2011

the pink slip

What your boss gives you fired.

Terry: Did you hear Jerry got the pink slip?
Jerry: Yeah, that sucks.

by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 21, 2017

Zuckerbergian Slip

A typo where algorithmic prediction text corrects to subconscious thought

Juan: I put “prefer not to answer” on applications

Joe: I answer because I’m who’re
Joe: White
Joe: Wow
Joe: Steve really just made me type whore

Ah, the ol Zuckerbergian slip.

by s13coupe February 09, 2022

slipping liquid

Verb: when you almost crap your pants when you have diarrhea.

My stomach didn't feel right, I bent over, and next thing you know I was slipping liquid.

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024