sexual shredator

An exceptional skier or snowboarder who gets laid often due to their abilities on the slopes.

"Did you see that guy at apres drinking a Red Bull and vodka with all those chicks?"

"Yeah, man. Bro did laps all day off Pali. Total sexual shredator."

by oscar goldman July 21, 2017

Windshield sexual

When you're sexually attracted to a car windshield

For Example "Cassandra is windshield sexual"

by DC778 August 17, 2017

Self-sexual

Adjective; a person who is self-sexual is someone sexually attracted to oneself. Can be considered a sexuality, such as heterosexuality or homosexuality. This may entail flirting with oneself in the mirror or being turned on by naked pictures of oneself.

This also stems to plots of hentai or other porn, in which a person may clone oneself or encounter oneself from another dimension, and then engage in sexual intercourse with oneself. This is often considered homosexual or incest sexual, or a form of masturbation.

That girl is so self-sexual, she would have sex with herself if she could!

by DeusVult Infidels June 30, 2018

Homosexual-sexual

When someone has an extreme gay fetish or pretends to be transgender or bisexual to be in a gay relationship to fulfill their fucked up fantasies, brought onto them by books, tv shows or anime. They praise and worship gay couples. They will hate on straight couples and only "ship" gay couple. They will refuse to watch/read/talk about anything if it isn't gay. The girls fail to realize that they will never be in a boyxboy relationship and vise versa. Homosexual-sexuals are hated by the LBGT community for fetishizing them and pretending to be them to get off.

"If it's gay it's an A+!"
"Gay relationships are so hot, too bad I'm a girl"
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"What the hell is wrong with them?"
"They're homosexual-sexual"

by fynny6669 July 7, 2018

Sexually Inept

A characteristic defined by people who are sexually unconfident, unskilled, or someone who just can't get laid in general.

Matt just can't find a girlfriend, he always get nervous when hanging out with women... I think he's sexually inept.

by OEKP February 15, 2019

sexual genius

fucking know it all

"Hey Jon that's not how you do that try it like this"

Bill you must be a sexual genius.

by veed88 September 6, 2018

Intellectual-Sexual

A person who is attracted to smart people.

1. Dude there's this really cute girl I saw. She was watching Rick and Morty too. She must be smart.
2. Omg when did you become an Intellectual-Sexual?

by Looading... May 15, 2018